Some days this blog just about writes itself. Take the fine pair of pants on display at right, for example.This is a picture from a patent for "leaf gathering pants".
Just let this image soak in for a moment: It’s Fall. The yard is full of colorful leaves and raking is going to take forever. What are you going to do about it? That’s right, you’re going to don your fancy new “Rake Pants” and you’re going to shuffle around the yard like Dustin Hoffman in Rainman.
Kids, take my advice: "Friends don’t let friends wear Rake Pants".
Now my Mother-in-law…
